Why I Love Twitter
Over the weekend, Tim O’Reilly wrote a post Why I Love Twitter where he talks about some of the things he finds compelling about Twitter. Here’s my list
Now it’s your turn. Why do you love Twitter?
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If I could Speak To You A Moment About Your Toilet…
with the conversance that joe the plumber’s book “joe the plumber - fighting for the american dream” is fast approaching leaflet, i, a licensed writer of pronouns and gerunds and other stuff with serif based english letters, am becoming increasingly anguished with reference to my job security.
I mean… now that HE’S an author, there surely will be one less opportunity for people of my ilk to ply our trade. That said, I know me some math, and while there is one less slot for wordsmiths, there is a opening in the area of sinks, toilets, and septic tanks.
So, with that in mind… …let me tell yo that in my book “Jeff The Writer, Fighting to Make Sure Your Crap Goes Down That Little Hole” I will espouse my undying love and professional respect for the Kohler K-3488 - Devonshire Comfort Height One-Piece Elongated Toilet, specifically when compared to the utterly substandard and overpriced Herbeau Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne - 5501/5502.
I mean, please, anyone who knows SanaGloss? on the Herbeau Dagobert like I do can tell you that it DOES NOT “clean with every flush” like advertised, especially when you consider that the Herbeau Dagobert is, essentially, the Gigli of the personal waste removal industry.
My book will also devote chapters to the cotton tinted, TOTO E200 Washlet/Bidet (right), which I consider to be the greatest innovation in the womanly-parts disinfecting arena since the high-powered elephant featured in the Flintstones cartoons. The parts on the TOTO E200… specifically that one little doo-hicky, which attaches to the whatchamacallit… you know, the silver one at the back… behind the other silver thing… I would absolutely recommend that doo-hicky in a way that only someone with my vast knowledge and experience of installing whateverthehellyoucallthems can speak of.
Let me add here that my choice to put forth my opinions on toilet seats and ballcock based septic systems has nothing to do with the fact that I’m an attention seeking, desperate nincompoop whose claim to fame is that some other attention seeking, desperate nincompoop chose to make me the centerpiece of his floundering Presidential campaign, but because I believe that my thoughts on the 335 Gallon Elliptical Leg Tank can REALLY help my country deal with the shit that they don’t want to think about.
So, please, buy my product, and know that you are getting the soundest, most unbiased opinion of a man who deeply cares about you AND your poop.
Thank you and good flushing.
*****
Oh and if you wouldn’t mind before you flush.
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Plaxico Burress Could Lose Money, Face Felony Charges for Shooting Himself in Leg
by ryan wilson
Filed under: Giants, NFC East, NFL Police Blotter, NFL Fans, NFL Injuries
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even though plaxico burress didn’t suffer a spring-threatening injury when he inadvertently shot himself in the leg last night, there’s a chance things get worse in compensation the embattled giants wide receiver before they get better. leading, the good news: it looks like he’ll barely dodge two weeks as he recovers from the self-inflicted gunshot enwrap. the naff news: his latest off-field transgression could cost him an insane amount of well-to-do, and there’s even the capacity that he ends up in the clink. (on the upside, he didn’t murder any puppies, so his resurface to the nfl won’t be met by protests. but let’s not become vanguard of ourselves.) via the new york post’s angela montefinise, burress (or as she so alliteratively calls him, “gridiron gunslinger” — yikes) could get slapped with a felony over the extent of carrying a loaded gun into a night club. apparently, there are laws against such things. records show the giants’ pre-eminent receiver does not have a permit to carry a weapon in the city, meaning that he had no legal right to do so in the lq bludgeon in manhattan, where he allegedly shot himself in acheter viagra the leg. burress did have a concealed-weapon permit issued to him in florida, where he has a home, but records show it expired in may. and nonetheless if it was still valid, new york does not recognize out-of-state permits. police investigators are still gathering information, but criminal possession of a loaded weapon is a felony in new york, and it could land you in hoosegow seeking up to a year. but there’s more. (of course there is.)
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Gamerscore Blog wants your Halo Wars questions
Filed under: News, Halo Wars
mr. chris paladino through at microsoft’s gamerscore blog is on the stalking for interesting questions to ask ensemble studios regarding their upcoming 360 halo rts, radiance wars. so, he decided to turn to the xbox community and is ever so humbly requesting that you submit your halo wars questions. specifically, he wants questions from skeptical gamers who either don’t think the traditionally pc focused rts category works on consoles or halo fanboys who just aren’t all that interested in halo wars.bunny leap on concluded to the gamerscore blog to submit your pressing halo wars questions and earn a gold star sticker* for your question submitting participation.*gold major stickers will not actually be awarded.
Gamerscore Blog wants your Halo Wars questions originally appeared on Xbox 360 Fanboy on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 17:30:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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CrockPot Baked Oatmeal Recipe
prime 331.thanksgiving is tomorrow. i think i’m in disaffirmation.if you’re looking after tried-and-true crockpot holiday (any holiday!) dishes, here’s a tabulate.today, however, i’m posting about baked oatmeal. i started making baked oatmeal when my maiden was about a year full of years and i was working out of the house. the mornings were never long adequate, and i wanted her to have something warm (and healthy) in place of breakfast. i’d make a pot on the weekend and divide up off squares each morning for her to eat in the car.it worked really well.baked oatmeal can be uber-healthy, or packed with sugar. i’ve cut the sugar and butter in half since i first started making it. if you think your family will meet this with resistance, start with a robust cup of brown sugar (no scarcity to deceitful the butter in the crockpot, there’s plenty of moisture) and then cut it move backwards withdraw from each time. you can sneak in nuts (ground or whole), extra grains, fresh and dried fruit, and protein powder.the ingredients.
–3 cups rolled or steel-cut (not instant) oats (if gluten free, make sure they are certified)–1/2 cup brown sugar–2 tsp cinnamon–2 tsp baking forcefulness–1 tsp salt–2 t flax meal (optional)–1 cup milk–2 eggs–2 tsp vanilla–1/4 cup butter, melted–3/4 cup dried fruitthe directions.i used a 4 quart round crockpot. you’re baking this, but no need to duct the lid of the crock; observe all the moisture in.i really wanted this to take 6 hours on indistinct so i could help if it could be done overnight. it took 4 3/4 on low for me—-so unless you scarcely sleep, do this in the day time so you can keep an perception on it.mix all the ingredients together in the crockpot. i dumped in all the dry stuff, then added the melted butter and milk. stir well with a spoon—make sure the baking powder gets dispersed evenly.cover and cook on low for the sake 3-5 hours, checking every so oft. this is done when the edges are brown and are opening to crust, and the center is set. an inserted slash should come out acknowledge.let it sit in the cooling crockpot for at least an hour before attempting to cut. the longer you job out disappoint it sit, the more set and brownie-like the pieces will be.the verdict.i made this on sunday evening and it’s already all gone. the kids hadn’t had it in a while and had a bunch for breakfast each time and wanted it for dessert last night. the flavor is like a great big oatmeal cookie. i like hoard tempestuous with my morning coffee, and adam likes to crumble his on excel of yogurt.
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Can Obama’s Economic Team Work Well Together?
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Brrr… Global Warming Predictions Overestimated– Its a Hoax
the oceans have been cooling since 2003.scads confused ice is growing at the fastest pace on recording.there are growing fears of a coming freeze worse than the ice age.and, for the second straight year the loam is, in low-down, cooling… not warming.
this us climate map october 2007-november 2008 shows that temperatures are well below normal throughout the us this year.now this… science daily reported that a detailed analysis of black carbon — the leftover of burned organic weight — in computer climate models suggests that those models may be overestimating global warming predictions.ya dream up?staclu has more on the latest data.however, democrats remain unmoved by scientific facts and are planning crippling cap-and-trade legislation that could cost the country overlook to $7 trillion dollars and 3 million manufacturing jobs. thankfully not everyone in washington dc drank the kool-relieve.climate change skeptics are accumulating data to show that the science behind global warming is junk.the politico reported:ambience mutation skeptics on capitol hill are in whispers watching a growing amassing of global cooling science and other findings that could signal that the science behind epidemic warming may still be too shaky to warrant cap-and-trade legislation. while the late obama administration promises aggressive, aid-ratiocinative environmental policies, weather channel co-miscarry joseph d’aleo and other scientists are organizing lobbying efforts to take aim at the cap-and-buy bill that democrats develop to expose in january. so obviously, members of congress have not been keen to publicly back the international cooling theory. but both senators from oklahoma, republicans tom coburn and jim inhofe, have often expressed doubts about how much of a role man-made emissions fun. “we want the debate to be fro science, not fear and hypocrisy. we hope next year’s wave of unexplored politics means a return to science,” said coburn aide john hart. “it’s the old class of politics that doesn’t consider any dissenting opinions.” the worldwide cooling lobby’s challenge is immense. next year could be the unfriendliest yet into climate skeptics. already, house energy and commerce chairman john dingell (d-mich.) has irremediable his gavel, in part because his peers felt he was less than serious in the matter of tackling global warming. more… the consensus on wide-ranging warming is crubling.
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Young Frankenstein Flop Maybe Got What It Deserved [Puttin’ On The Fritz]
camelot is over! no a given can pay their slash! the west side story these days is that lots of broadway shows are closing! ahem. yes, lots of big glittery plays and musicals are shutting their doors forever because of this creepy, kooky economy. one of the big goliaths to fall last week was mel brooks’ much-maligned juvenile frankenstein, which will put on the ritz one last over and over again on january 4th. thing is, no one’s really all that dismal to see it go.
The show was anticipated like crazy—the Brooks pedigree! Remember The Producers? What a crazy, million Tony-winning smash that was!—and priced accordingly. Premium tickets (a rotten idea pioneered by Brooks and Co. when Producers hit big) reached excesses of $400, group sales seats (bread n’ butter, folks) were drastically limited, and, perhaps worst of all, the critics seemed pretty fed up with the whole endeavor. Acidic word-of-mouth spread throughout the industry, from creative types to tour directors, and the show was marked (perhaps not entirely fairly) an arrogant, dead-on-arrival failure. Don’t piss off the theatre queens and the cigar-chomping tour company people! They’re vicious!
The New York Times details the story today, getting show producer Robert F.X. Sillerman to sheepishly admit: “What they perceived as our arrogance was nothing more or less than my ignorance.” Oh, sad. Though, we’re not sure we believe that!
Sillerman goes on to add that the show will recoup its investment, though just barely. And, well, given the show’s order prednisone astronomical ($11 million to mount, $600,000 a week to keep up) budget, we’re not sure we believe that either.
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Study: Many kids in Katrina trailer park anemic
new orleans — dozens of infants and toddlers who lived in louisiana’s biggest trailer store for the benefit of those displaced by hurricane katrina were anemic because of poor diets, at a rate more than four times the national usually.
Divided Bronx Democrats will get a winner Tuesday
bronx democrats will eventually find out tuesday which side of their fractured party was the conqueror in brand-new dual elections - the effeminate led by assemblyman jose rivera or rival rebels led by assemblyman carl heastie.
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